y’all talk a big game about loving the Found Family trope, but have you ever personally burst into tears while watching 2000 Disney classic The Tigger Movie, in which Tigger realizes the existential horror and bone-aching loneliness of being “the only one” and starts desperately trying to contact other tiggers, building up his hopes only to have them crumble like like cheap honeycomb, but then he realizes that he already HAS a family right here with his friends in Hundred Acre Woods? huh? get on my level.
“scorpios are demons” this “leos shut the fuck up” that. smh. no sign is inherently evil…the real problem here is men. of any astrological sign. line em up, starting with the cancers
anyone in the notes trying to go “actually so-and-so sign really is THAT bad” is missing the point! its just the men! aries men taurus men cancer men leo men virgin men librarians scorpiss men sagitjrrrrus men capricorny men aquamarine men pisces men! if your reply is not explicitly misandrist in nature you have to leave
i’m BEGGING you to stop posting screencaps of normal/good takes from celebrities captioned with “SO-AND-SO IS COMPLETELY OUT OF FUCKS TO GIVE” “THEYRE NOT REMOTELY IN THE VICINITY OF FUCKING AROUND” begging you guys
lars beetledrink has NO fucks to give
callie i trusted you and that will be my last mistake